Will Hines

dejaentendme:

OMFG, we met fat professor!!

Actual conversation:
Me: Fat professor!!! Not That you’re fat. I know, you ran a marathon.
[Fat] Professor: It was a half marathon.

I have been getting recognized as “Fat Professor” on the subway platforms of NYC. This is me taking a photo. They were very nice. My apologies for looking like a serial killer.

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